there are these four, well, five terrible people: one is a sociopath who’s probably going to kill someone soon, and there’s another guy who’s gay but in denial about it and extremely homophobic, and there is this other guy who’s totally feral and illiterate and also there’s a woman who is the sister of the sociopath and she’s manipulative and violent and set her roommate on fire one time. but it’s really funny and i love them a lot.
oh, and danny devito is also in it.
— me attempting to explain it’s always sunny in philadelphia
to my aunt, who then proceeded to avoid me the rest of the day (via charleskellys
Do you ever think about all of the really nice drunk girls you’ve met in bathrooms and wonder how they are doing? I miss you all
I’m 36 and I am at a really good place in my life right now. And when I was your age, in college, I wasn’t. So don’t you let anyone tell you that college or your 20’s should automatically be the best part of your life, or that growing up and being an adult means everything goes downhill. That’s bullshit. I am so happy right now as a middle-aged person. That’s totally a thing. So don’t worry about growing up.
— My chemistry professor today, just out of the blue. I thought it was really apropos for all college-aged individuals. (via pineapplemountain